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There are some gifts that might seem like a good idea at the time. I know from experience. And there’s nothing worse than your sweetheart opening his or her gift on the special day and seeing them try very hard not to roll their eyes or burst out laughing. Just because it’s available in red, or has a heart motif, does not mean it’s a good idea for Valentine’s day. Here are a few examples.

For the Guys

Heart shaped playing cards. No matter how much The Bob likes to play poker, these are not going to come out of the drawer when his buddies come over. No way. I suppose the only time they would see the light of day (so to speak) is if you used them for a game of “naughty poker” on Valentine’s day. Then they would go in a drawer somewhere and eventually be discovered by an inquisitive niece or nephew. They are from Fred Flare, and they retail for ten bucks.

Silk boxers. I tried this one time, years ago. The silk Valentine’s boxers are now the universal signal that it’s time to do laundry because they are the very last pair to come out of the drawer. If you must, however, these are from Nordstrom, and they’re $25.

For the Gals

I Heart Your Name Tee. Guys, as much as you might like to see your name splayed across our chest, it tends to make a girl feel a little self-conscious. We love you and all, but it’s like being branded. This will go in the drawer, at the bottom, and when you ask us “why don’t you ever wear that tee shirt I gave you” we will make up an excuse and change the subject. Now, if you simply have to give your woman an I Heart Me shirt, you can order them from Cafe Press.

Trashy underwear. Do I really need to explain this one? Maybe I do. There’s a difference between sexy and trashy. If you need help determining the difference, ask a woman. If it’s got faux fur anywhere on it, it may be trashy. Don’t waste your money. It’s obviously a gift for you and not for us. Think of the per-wear cost. However, if you simply must go there, this thing with faux fur top, was available at Siren’s Secrets.

Valentine’s day is supposed to be a special, romantic occasion. Let’s not screw it up with bad gifts this year, okay? When in doubt for women, think simple, elegant, classic and thoughtful. For the guys, think like a guy. Good luck!

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